tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12997766.post6259553973196651028..comments2022-11-18T23:53:41.025-05:00Comments on Life of a Harpy: These streets will make you feel brand newHarpyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02890602073060031353noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12997766.post-36578871737693711262009-11-06T19:59:11.975-05:002009-11-06T19:59:11.975-05:00if you were from texas your life would be more awe...if you were from texas your life would be more awesome. our licenses are good for six years at a time and you can order a new one on that thing called the internet--you don't even have to go in for a new picture. my current picture was taken on a day when i got the flu, so it's pretty awesome.<br /><br />this is another reason we will win if you are blessed enough to play us in the national championship.<br /><br />p.s. i don't even want to see my driving record.minus fivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02878687181826931183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12997766.post-38105732329695738032009-11-06T09:47:25.128-05:002009-11-06T09:47:25.128-05:00and by "animals relieving themselves on the s...and by "animals relieving themselves on the sidewalk" you are referring to the toofless junkies that call Fulton Street home? can we do the bottomless mimosa 4-hour brunchies this weekend?courtadenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12997766.post-65090596855539799832009-11-05T08:50:37.558-05:002009-11-05T08:50:37.558-05:001969 and M5- Let me break it down for you- if your...1969 and M5- Let me break it down for you- if your license expires and then gets cut up in another state, you gotta mail a written request to that state's official offices requesting your complete driving record. which they will then mail back to you. then you must (by law) take this into the dmv in person, wait in line for 3 hours and then pay $60 to get a temporary license so you can drive your mom around on thanksgiving. your photo may or may not look like a hot mess.Harpyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01364302935096703331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12997766.post-18955307934152543532009-11-04T23:59:24.064-05:002009-11-04T23:59:24.064-05:00i still can't bring myself to give up my texas...i still can't bring myself to give up my texas license or be registered to vote anywhere but the lone star state.minus fivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02878687181826931183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12997766.post-33983387734302207362009-11-03T22:51:10.030-05:002009-11-03T22:51:10.030-05:00a) The scene at Game 2, when Jigga and Alicia took...a) The scene at Game 2, when Jigga and Alicia took the stage, my father-in-law tapped the shoulder of a stranger - garlic fries in one hand, beer in the other - and said, "Uh, excuse me. Can my daughter scoot next to you to see the rapper?"<br /><br />Still, that song was awesome. "Shit, I make a Yankee cap more famous than a Yankee can."<br /><br />2)I remember us at that diner when we were sad and said that quote about the 10 years. That maybe it takes 10 years to 'run this town'.<br /><br />c)Re: germs. I gave an 8-yr old the stink eye for coughing on the bus without covering his mouth. Then I gave the mom the stink eye. Finally after two stops of stink eyes she covered his mouth for him. Two days ago I saw a grown woman cough in her hand and then reach up and grab the bar on the subway with the cough-hand. I wish I never saw that. But as I was about to become a projectile between 72nd and 79th, I grabbed that same bar. I feel like I know too much.<br /><br />4) The DMV sucks. I just paid $48 to renew my FL DL just so I don't have to go to the DMV.Since 1969https://www.blogger.com/profile/17154773231713522043noreply@blogger.com